04/24/2018 (Tue) 01:40:55
Everyone's talking about a 11-year old girl on Praia Grande, coastal São Paulo, who claimed to have had sex with 14 men on a funk party. This is unsurprising- everyone knows those events are hotbeds of drug use, child sex and general decadent behavior; similar cases of girls and women fucking over a dozen men have happened in the past. Nonetheless, animalistic sex and 'hood culture are considered vibrant and vital national treasures, and everyone focused on attacking toxic masculinity and rape culture.
But the plot thickened: after further questioning by the police, she revealed the entire story was a hoax. Medical reports then showed that a bleeding attributed to rape was merely menstruation, and a Civil Police investigation found that no funk parties happened at that time.
Meanwhile, Noam Chomsky has joined a worldwide campaign to grant Lula a Nobel Peace Prize.