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Anonymous 08/10/2018 (Fri) 21:07:44 [Preview] No. 18117 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The greatest men in history are more likely to be atheists than the population. Imagine if we had more atheists.

"I am also [along with fellow entrepreneurs Bill Gates, Linus Torvalds and Larry Ellison] atheist or agnostic. I’ve never been to church and prefer to think for myself." -Steve woziniak, cofounder of apple.
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Anonymous 01/23/2019 (Wed) 00:23:26 [Preview] No.19720 del
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Some church where I go running has a sign proclaiming all the typical religious platitudes. Whenever I run by it with my dog, I say to my dog what the sign says, but change "God" to "dog." E.g., Our dog is an awesome dog! Praise be to dog! Wise men still seek dog. Brightens my morning run.


Anonymous 01/23/2019 (Wed) 12:17:58 [Preview] No.19725 del
>>19718
wrong paganism is bloodshed and ritualistic murders

the new testament is great


Anonymous 01/23/2019 (Wed) 18:11:46 [Preview] No.19727 del
>>19720
eksdi


Anonymous 01/23/2019 (Wed) 21:29:05 [Preview] No.19728 del
>>19725
The new testament is bloody and ritualistic murder, that's what Jesus's death is. And they put a symbol of torture on their buildings which is creepy as fuck.


Anonymous 01/24/2019 (Thu) 08:04:44 [Preview] No.19731 del
>>19728
You know what creeps me out.
The chick-fil-a cow campings.
There is something just creepy of a creature wanting me to eat another creature and it played for amusement.
It's not that I'm a vegan.
But when white Christians do it just creeps out at how they must think of there own farm animals.
and perhaps each other



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Anonymous 01/24/2019 (Thu) 04:42:56 [Preview] No. 19729 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /b/tards.

I passed out doing excercice on purpouse AMA.

I was listening to Nirvana while that happened.


Anonymous 01/24/2019 (Thu) 04:47:50 [Preview] No.19730 del
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Do you smell like teen spirit?



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Anonymous 09/11/2018 (Tue) 18:55:23 [Preview] No. 18773 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post a random pic from your collection
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Anonymous 01/20/2019 (Sun) 17:03:32 [Preview] No. 19701 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Afghanistan before and after.
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Anonymous 01/20/2019 (Sun) 17:26:57 [Preview] No.19703 del
I had an amazing conversation with a Syrian who emigrated when radical Islam started taking over the country. He said in his youth, women wore skirts and there was more freedom enjoyed then than in the West today.


Anonymous 01/20/2019 (Sun) 17:29:47 [Preview] No.19704 del
>>19703
More freedom? Did he back that up?


Anonymous 01/20/2019 (Sun) 21:21:13 [Preview] No.19705 del
>>19704
That's my interpretation, not his exact words. Basically he made it sound like he said and did as he pleased. Women were easy, he could smoke and drink in the street and he studied several languages and would take foreigners on tours. He eventually fled the country in the late 80s.


Anonymous 01/20/2019 (Sun) 21:35:39 [Preview] No.19707 del
your mysoginy is showing


Anonymous 01/23/2019 (Wed) 07:39:40 [Preview] No.19723 del
>>19705
He might well have exaggerated.



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Anonymous 01/23/2019 (Wed) 05:22:55 [Preview] No. 19721 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
fucking isekai

sick of this shit


Anonymous 01/23/2019 (Wed) 07:37:41 [Preview] No.19722 del
I read both and cared for neither.



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Anonymous 01/16/2019 (Wed) 02:05:34 [Preview] No. 19669 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://twitter.com/i/status/1084960161914109952
How much did Wendys pay Trump for product placement at the white house dinner?
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Anonymous 01/19/2019 (Sat) 20:19:28 [Preview] No.19698 del
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>>19694
Yeah, Trump eats like shit, stays up late, watches cable news, spends too much time on social media.
He is the most American president we have ever had and I love it.


Anonymous 01/20/2019 (Sun) 04:02:46 [Preview] No.19699 del
>>19698
Without a doubt JFK got shot for being anti-american, because otherwise he was 1:1 just like trump


Anonymous 01/21/2019 (Mon) 03:46:05 [Preview] No.19710 del
>>19694
Well, if one is to believe shill Micheal Wolf's book, it's do to a fear of being poisoned. Though. the media memed this as his stupidity that probably be one of the more rational reasons where it would almost make sense to eat fast food in certain cases. Think of it: how hard would it be to off a guy who sent a trusted aid in plain clothing to one of the myriad of fast food joints, would be pretty hard to get. Still, I feel that what I've already heard on his eating is a more likely reason. A mix of esoteric preferences and his own attempts to have a blue collar image. he also needs to eat carrots to keep up the orange look


Anonymous 01/22/2019 (Tue) 04:27:53 [Preview] No.19715 del
>>19694
www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-big-macs-consumed


Anonymous 01/22/2019 (Tue) 19:23:33 [Preview] No.19717 del
>>19710
It would be ironic if he were poisoned, sunce he scaled back the safety regulations for preventing poisoning to many workers causing lung diseases:
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-beryllium-rule/



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Anonymous 12/27/2018 (Thu) 19:36:50 [Preview] No. 19413 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is mewch coming back?
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Anonymous 01/01/2019 (Tue) 05:38:14 [Preview] No.19504 del
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>>19503
some disgruntled anon? idk


Anonymous 01/02/2019 (Wed) 00:25:21 [Preview] No.19533 del
he seemed rather fond of dropping random wall-of-text divisive stuff in the middle of active oc threads just to derail them


Anonymous 01/14/2019 (Mon) 16:30:14 [Preview] No.19654 del
>>19413
I hope so


Anonymous 01/14/2019 (Mon) 23:16:20 [Preview] No.19664 del
>>19413
heh, I was a BO there.


Anonymous 01/22/2019 (Tue) 05:29:06 [Preview] No.19716 del
>>19664
Why did you choose there if you don't mind my asking?



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Flash Media Anonymous 01/17/2019 (Thu) 21:44:20 [Preview] No. 19687 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How fond are you with Flash (be it games or movies) and what are your thoughts on its current state?
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Anonymous 01/18/2019 (Fri) 17:14:07 [Preview] No.19693 del
>>19689
>into OPSEC
what like a fetish? I like the shit with anime ladies doin ultra violence on my fursona's dick. I probably dropped 2k last year on commissions but goddamn it was worth it, most of it in BTC so it's not like I lost anything.


Anonymous 01/19/2019 (Sat) 19:19:26 [Preview] No.19695 del
>>19693
So what? Thinkpads turn me on! Ohh, their well defined edges so sharp you could cut your skin on them, their keyboards so smooth and comfortable you could sleep on it, power and network status lights blinking green, illuminating my dark world, and that glamorous trackpoint! At this point I don't even need a woman!


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>>19695
mmmm yea tell me more daddy


Anonymous 01/21/2019 (Mon) 06:27:06 [Preview] No.19712 del
>>19689
I loved it as a kid, so there is some love. Now? I will miss the culture around it but I'm in the same boat. Best to kill it so I can finally mess with browser ganes! or not, because I don't like JS either


Anonymous 01/21/2019 (Mon) 08:33:12 [Preview] No.19713 del
>>19712
HTML5 can be used to the same effect right?



==DISCORD TRUST AND SAFTEY TEAM IS ENTIRELY MADE UP OF FURFAGS== Anonymous 01/16/2019 (Wed) 08:28:42 [Preview] No. 19671 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
GET IN HERE NIGGERS

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UGJhITr7190 [Embed]

synopsis if you don't want the corporate jewtube time vortex suck away 10+ minutes of your time

>quackityhq raids furfag discord server

>gets permabanned from the discord platform

>gives moderator that banned him a wtf in email form

>mod is smug faggot and says quackity was banned for spreading hate against fursecuted minorites or some shit

>does a little digging and discovers that the entire discord trust and safety team is comprised chihuahua rapists who got butthurt because he made a lulzy video where he dives into the vibrant and diverse culture of furries

tl;dr

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Anonymous 01/17/2019 (Thu) 09:15:40 [Preview] No.19680 del
>>19675
/thread


Anonymous 01/17/2019 (Thu) 11:14:27 [Preview] No.19682 del
>>19678
americunts can't read long posts?


Anonymous 01/17/2019 (Thu) 16:27:29 [Preview] No.19684 del
>>19682
americunts often think two compound sentences is a paragraph
t. americunt


Anonymous 01/17/2019 (Thu) 20:20:28 [Preview] No.19686 del
I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>19218


Anonymous 01/21/2019 (Mon) 03:50:03 [Preview] No.19711 del
>>19673
I shouldn't care but this actually creeps me out a bit.



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Anonymous 01/10/2019 (Thu) 03:15:15 [Preview] No. 19613 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Total women in the U.S. House:

1989:
16 Democrats
13 Republicans

2019:
89 Democrats
13 Republicans
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Anonymous 01/17/2019 (Thu) 21:54:12 [Preview] No.19688 del
>>19613
what's your point anon?


Anonymous 01/18/2019 (Fri) 01:38:30 [Preview] No.19690 del
>>19688
The GOP is stuck in the past, and has hardly accepted the idea that women should have any political power or rights. Have a carrot.


Anonymous 01/18/2019 (Fri) 08:50:10 [Preview] No.19691 del
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The gyno cult is real, and it is powerfully obtuse and redactive to itself. /b/ my old hoary friend of days gone by, how shall I explain it to you? Hmmmm "Democracy" as such has "demo" in this case latin prefix as I understand to mean essentially "the power of words". This allusion/definition of democracy as such, helps us because it shows us the politics><words connection That is to say, Jean D'arc and Abe Lincoln and so forth, all knew how to use words, to invoke what everyone was feeling, on all sides.

Having said that, one must ask, are women better speakers? No, but they are better mockers. No one can mock a man or tear him down, like a vagina can, and no one can make him crawl, like that very same vagina. Coming, going, or on the rag, whatever it takes to please it/she/therein that man poor bastard, will do it.

Essential touchestones/archetypes in this regard would be 1: Bene Gessrit Witches as in Dune Book One. 2: Barnabus Collins/Dark Shadows where the ladies meet and understand at once how succubi/vampires control men. 3: Blondie [all the films] Shows a modern white witch with all the gravy and trimmings, literally this set of films goes right next to Petticoat Junction, Green Acres material Beverly Hillbillies must also go in here (Ellie Mae) and also let's not forget The Munsters Yvonne DCarlo and the horribly ugly member of their family, Cousin Marylin. The point is, whatever woman you want, she's there. "I can be ALL women!" - Alien bitch from "Catspaw" ST:TOS


Anonymous 01/18/2019 (Fri) 16:46:55 [Preview] No.19692 del
>>19690
On the contrary now that Trump is president its the first time we had women in control of the CIA. And there happen to be women in the Republican party as well. Not to mention (((Nikki Haley))) - a woman - was nominated as a US ambassadress for the UN.

So whatever you are hearing about "inequality in America" typically is pure utter BULLSHIT. Its the opposite in many ways today, hell if you are black you are likely more "qualified" to get the job because you have darker skin and if rejected you can scream racism and destroy a fucking company over it. So please don't buy into the "inequality" bullshit, what really matters in America today is how much money you make. Your treated better if you have money, and treated like shit if you don't. And THAT is the real inequality today.


Anonymous 01/21/2019 (Mon) 03:20:57 [Preview] No.19709 del
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>>19690
Nah, I'd say The Republican Party is in an insane place, as they are a mix of an old pro business elite stuck with a increasing working class base from (mostly) economically depressed areas drawing in a lot of chaotic fringe elements on the side. Only small groups of ultra hardcore conservatives tea party and old old old old paleoconservative actually believe in such level of idiocy fully to the extent the democrats meme. Still something that can be laughed at just for the mix of stupity, bad crony capitalist ideas, schizophrenia on what they believe all with sometimes some pretty good ideas mixed in the storm. have some carrots