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Anonymous 10/16/2018 (Tue) 03:51:25 [Preview] No.19071 del
>>19068
man, don't do Forrest Gump like that, despite being mentally slow and physically hindered at birth Forrest showed to live a better life than most of the people his age (boomers.) Obviously it's a movie but I think a lot of the boomers saw it as fan service for their childhood and adolescence but I think it was really about how much they missed out on due to how selfish they were which a lot of people even today can relate to.


Anonymous 10/16/2018 (Tue) 03:53:15 [Preview] No.19072 del
>>19071
I love forest gump but the image of an NPC sitting on the bench is hilarious.


Anonymous 10/16/2018 (Tue) 03:53:51 [Preview] No.19073 del
>>19071
and its not Forrest its an NPC.


Anonymous 10/16/2018 (Tue) 04:04:51 [Preview] No.19074 del
>>19073
I knew Forrest Gump and you're no Forrest Gump



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Ever Baby Boomer I meet is a greedy hoarder Anonymous 10/02/2018 (Tue) 21:30:03 [Preview] No. 18937 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I hate Baby Boomers, theyre the most wasteful consumption-driven generation of monsters that ever lives on the planet. I just wasted an afternoon dumping a carload of household junk off to goodwill, and it didn't even make a difference. We still have seven fucking cars, and there's only four of us living in the house right now. The irony is that 3 of our cars are electric: Baby boomers buy them because elecrtic is newer just to show off, and not because they give a rats ass about saving the environment.

The house is two stories but the second floor is unlivable. The junk literally piles to the ceiling because Boomers are hoarders and don't want to throw give away anything they ever came into possesion of. There's old stereos, never used exercise equipment, about 12 computers/laptops. There's a ton of electronics just rotting in the backyard because they couldn't bear to get rid of anything. It includes a thousand dollar portable air conditioning, unit, a stove, bikes, and some power tools--all rusting!

The backyard and sideyard are narrow because of all the rusting BBQ equipment, plywood, and pots they never used. We have 3 sheds and 2 garages and an attic and 4 rooms downstairs that we can't use because the junk literally blocks the doors. One of the cars is almost unusable because all the seats and the trunk are full of junk, and she even paid for storage at a garage this month to hold more stuff because we've ran oit of space at the house.

Unlike the Baby Boomers, I'm an adult and I'm trying to clean my own room. I gave away all my old vidya consoles, and my violin. But we have 6 guitars we quit using a month after purchased them for lessons. The 2 living rooms are so full of pots and unopened electronic cooking equipment that the sofas are stacked toward the ceiling, and you have to walk sideways to get through the narrow halls. I gave away 40 pairs of shoes today (and half of them were new or leather) because Baby Boomers have a shoe fetish. It's just one of 4 shoeracks that are full,l of shoes, and she just bought another shoe rack. Fuck.

I now give some of it away without asking, because they're all McScrooges and will say no if you ask, even though they don't even remember what they have because they haven't looked at it or even gone into some of those cabinets for 20 years.

One time a relative breifly stayed in our house and she stole and mailed a hundred DVDs and about 5 boxes of junk we didn't need to a third world shithole, and the Baby Boomers were pissed and kicked her out. I think we should've given away the hundreds of DVDs to a library before they were obsolete, but I'm doing that now. They're only willing to let me get rid of them because they stopped using their 3D Bluerays, and have satelite and subscriptions to netflicks, Hulu, Amazon, and some others.

But it feels so pointless because no matter how much I try to make living space for myself and my pets, and to redistribute the wealth they would waste to poor people at Goodwill, every single week about 20 new boxes of new junk get delivered by Amazon. I hate Baby Boomers. The definition of stupidity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a differnt result. You would have thought they would have realized by now that collecting indoor mountains of junk doesn't make you happy. I'm a simple guy, but they're just robbing me of my injeritance, and making China rich,and making the UPS burn more fossil fuels in the process.
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Anonymous 10/13/2018 (Sat) 21:17:52 [Preview] No.19038 del
Reality TV show "Hoard Swappers" coming soon!


Anonymous 10/13/2018 (Sat) 22:04:15 [Preview] No.19039 del
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Boomers who watch "It's a wonderful life" every Christimas are hypocrites. You know they would never repay favors and help their fellow man with money like the characters did at the end of the movie. If their friend fails, they'll just look with artificial pitiful eyes to virtue signal, and say to themselves, "God wills it." The most they'll do is pray for you and then forget you, but they won't part with a measly $50 even if you gave them a lot in the past.


Anonymous 10/13/2018 (Sat) 23:26:40 [Preview] No.19042 del
All Boomers suck! They are all greedy hoarders! Don't trust anyone over 30. All millenials are lazy pieces of shit! They all live in their boomer parents basements and won't even bother to learn how to read or write. They have to find a youtube tutorial to learn how to tie their own shoes or make a sandwich. Don't trust anyone under 30.


Anonymous 10/14/2018 (Sun) 04:08:06 [Preview] No.19047 del
>>19042
>Implying personal experiences about Boomers are worthless.

Okay I'm just back from the dog hospital. The Boomer has a little dog that she kept in the backyard and neglected for 10 years because she couldn't potty train it to not piss and shit on the furniture. She never played with it or did anything other than feed it. It's the kind of dog that eats the shit of other dogs, so of course it got an infection and then a fever.

She took it to the vet, and the vet took a look at her expensive purse, and then guilt tripped her like this.

>Your dog has an infection and a fever
>It's going to be expensive, and I'm going to be frank, your dog might die
>It's up to you what you want to do, but I think you should do all you can to save your dog (implication: otherwise you're a bad person)
>He has triggered the Boomer's pride
>The estimated range is $2,100-2,500. Sign here and make a $1500 downpayment if you agree.
>The next day the total cost of 24 hours of hospitalization was $2,8000.
>It included pointless tests like a $500 ultrasound scan of his stomach that found nothing.
>They also hooked the dog up to an IV drip to recharge his fluids because he was dehydrated from not drinking enough
>(which tends to happen when you have a fever)
>They gave him anti-biotics and discharged him.

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Anonymous 10/16/2018 (Tue) 03:25:21 [Preview] No.19070 del
>>18975
Yeah, those germans really should have just allowed themselves to be genocided.



Actual Russian bots Anonymous 10/16/2018 (Tue) 01:12:53 [Preview] No. 19069 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
http://alt-right.com/2018/09/26/russian-feminist-sprays-men-bleach-manspreading/
Remember the girl?
https://m.vk.com/wall65860930_3651
This is her posting about how she voted for Putin you need to register to view the link, also the post's obviously in Russian

So the video is filmed and various right wing media proceed to report how feminists are all nuts, while most don't even mention that the video is fake, and none report this one small detail about the girl.

It looks like Russian propaganda wants to maintain the crazy feminist stereotype doesn't it? I wonder why would it



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Anonymous 09/11/2018 (Tue) 18:55:23 [Preview] No. 18773 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post a random pic from your collection
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Anonymous 10/13/2018 (Sat) 23:35:06 [Preview] No.19044 del
>>19043
Clearly Jailbait, the thing is if you leave this up it'll only get worse from there because it attracts more like-minded people.


Anonymous 10/15/2018 (Mon) 14:27:15 [Preview] No.19060 del
Glad I wasn't here to see that. I would have been reporting it too.


Anonymous 10/15/2018 (Mon) 19:37:19 [Preview] No.19064 del
Hello


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Anonymous 10/15/2018 (Mon) 19:44:19 [Preview] No.19066 del
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Vote yes on Prop. 7 Anonymous 10/14/2018 (Sun) 21:15:06 [Preview] No. 19050 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Listen up Californians. Prop 7 is the most important issue on the ballot. Vote yes to abolish daylight savings time which is an affront to nature and which causes millions of people who forgot to reset their clocks to be stressed and late every single year.


Anonymous 10/15/2018 (Mon) 08:34:22 [Preview] No.19057 del
boy howdy did you come to the right place to sway public opinion


Anonymous 10/15/2018 (Mon) 19:25:02 [Preview] No.19063 del
>>19057
And you're clearly a shill paid by the daylight savings industry to make people too cynical to want change. Time doesnt belong to lawmakers, it belongs to the people.



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Anonymous 06/12/2018 (Tue) 07:02:31 [Preview] No. 17066 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just watched black panther. Not deep or amazing, but I liked it better than any capeshit Ive seen in years. The movie teaches you that choosing leaders by hand to hand combat is retarded, and that you can have the most technologically advanced system but if you have a primative political system you can lose it all.
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Anonymous 10/03/2018 (Wed) 13:57:36 [Preview] No.18949 del
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Falling Dow. A dark comedy. A recently divorced disgruntled man who got laid off his job gets caught in a long traffic jamb and is driven insane under his life circumstances. He wants to "go home" to his ex-wife and see his daughter, so he decides to get out of his car and walk through the ghetto area to get there. As one can imagine, everything goes wrong from there on.


Anonymous 10/03/2018 (Wed) 14:03:45 [Preview] No.18950 del
Dog Day Afternoon. A crime drama, thriller. Two amateurs attempt robbing the First Brooklyn Savings Bank. It did not turn out the way they planned. Now they have hostages inside the bank and are making demands while the bank is surrounded with LE and the feds. A massive standoff ensues as they try to figure a way out - any way out.


Anonymous 10/03/2018 (Wed) 14:18:52 [Preview] No.18951 del
Absence Of Malice. A classic crime drama/thriller. Someone high up orders a local newspaper company to report about an alleged murderer who is the only suspect in a criminal investigation. A female reporter who helped write the bombshell story meets with the suspect later to find out that he may not have done anything wrong - or even worse being framed for the crime - and the real bad guys may be someone she herself works for or knows personally.


Anonymous 10/03/2018 (Wed) 15:08:27 [Preview] No.18952 del
Stranger Than Paradise. A classic independent film. A young man living in New York City is thrown into a tailspin when his younger cousin visits him for a week by surprise, unwanted and uninvited at first. His best friend likes his cousin, finding her attractive, and so his best friend convinces him to take a trip with him to see her after she moves out. They do, and the two guys end up blowing their money on gambling and get stuck in unfamiliar territory with the girl wondering how they are all going to make it back home.


Anonymous 10/15/2018 (Mon) 14:44:18 [Preview] No.19061 del
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Trouble Bound. Recently watched this one over the weekend. Not my favorite movie, but a good one none-the-less.

Its about a poker player and a young woman who is the daughter of a former mob boss who was killed. The poker player wins a gamble and receives a car, not knowing a dead body with tons of uncut cocaine cached was accidentally left inside the trunk. Some mobsters are trying to track it down, along with a key the dead man had for his safe. The poker player knows nothing about this, nor does he know the woman he carpooled with has her own criminal history either, as she is trying to track down and off the mobster who killed her father.



Anonymous 10/11/2018 (Thu) 20:16:16 [Preview] No. 19022 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_JNGI1dI-e8 [Embed]
The 100 worst passwords begin with 123456.


Anonymous 10/12/2018 (Fri) 14:41:59 [Preview] No.19029 del
I've covered this in an old OPSEC thread and I think I'll report this password tip copypasta because it is a very good security tip (the two anons were originally from 8chan/n/):


PASSWORD SECURITY TIPS

Anon #1 posts following:

Now As far as passwords go, here is how I do it:

I'll give you an example by posting a supposed password:

donotletthefedsseethisaccount887756

As you can tell, this passowrd has 35 characters total. This is A LOT of characters but also easy to memorize too, for example, its easy to remember the phrase; "do not let the feds see this account" ; and added to that phrase is a code (which you can also memorize easily) 887756. Once you come up with a phrase you can memorize it, then attach a code number you can easily remember right after it. This will make your password very difficult for hackers or spies to brute force using 'dictionary attacks' by adding random entropy at the end of the phrase (via the random code).

This 'password' would be unbelievably hard to crack if it were not a fake and had I not posted it. Use your tinfoil hats, paranoia can be your best friend.

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Anonymous 10/14/2018 (Sun) 00:39:44 [Preview] No.19045 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HbtX_x614Xs [Embed]
Fun fact, "000000" was also the password Generals put on nuclear warheads in the early part of the cold war. The reasoning? So that any solider could launch the nukes could be launched at a moment's notice, which defeats the purpose of having a fail-safe code.


Anonymous 10/14/2018 (Sun) 04:04:57 [Preview] No.19046 del
>>19042
>Implying personal experiences about Boomers are worthless.

Okay I'm just back from the dog hospital. The Boomer has a little dog that she kept in the backyard and neglected for 10 years because she couldn't potty train it to not piss and shit on the furniture. She never played with it or did anything other than feed it. It's the kind of dog that eats the shit of other dogs, so of course it got an infection and then a fever.

She took it to the vet, and the vet took a look at her expensive purse, and then guilt tripped her like this.

>Your dog has an infection and a fever
>It's going to be expensive, and I'm going to be frank, your dog might die
>It's up to you what you want to do, but I think you should do all you can to save your dog (implication: otherwise you're a bad person)
>He has triggered the Boomer's pride
>The estimated range is $2,100-2,500. Sign here and make a $1500 downpayment if you agree.
>The next day the total cost of 24 hours of hospitalization was $2,8000.
>It included pointless tests like a $500 ultrasound scan of his stomach that found nothing.
>They also hooked the dog up to an IV drip to recharge his fluids because he was dehydrated from not drinking enough
>(which tends to happen when you have a fever)
>They gave him anti-biotics and discharged him.

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Anonymous 10/14/2018 (Sun) 21:19:04 [Preview] No.19051 del
>>19048
You dont have to be smart to be a successful actor. You just have to be able to memorize lines and to have good control of your facial expressions whine while you do outrageous things. But Republicucks usually elect them anyway.



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. Anonymous 10/14/2018 (Sun) 11:37:32 [Preview] No. 19049 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is this true, /b/?



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Anonymous 10/07/2018 (Sun) 17:03:23 [Preview] No. 18991 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If youre rich you can probably cheat on your taxea now.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/01/business/economy/irs-tax-fraud-audit.html
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Anonymous 10/12/2018 (Fri) 14:07:21 [Preview] No.19027 del
>>19026
>Trump's grandfather was an immigrant who made his fortune running a brothel.

So? You would be surprised how many people have previous ancestors involved with alcohol trafficking during the prohibition era, but does that make everyone in the family and their future generations guilty? No, it does not. It was wrong sure, but that was his grandfather for gosh sake.

>His son Donald Trump made his fortune laundering money to the Russian mafia by which Russia compromised him.

So said the media for over 2 years now WITHOUT ANY PROOF let alone credibility anymore. Wake me up when he gets slapped with indictments and the FBI breaks out the proof for everyone to see (UNREDACTED!). Then I'll believe it.


Anonymous 10/13/2018 (Sat) 02:34:03 [Preview] No.19030 del
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>>19027
>So? You would be surprised how many people have previous ancestors involved with alcohol trafficking during the prohibition era-
Yeah but being low class and a corrupt lawbreaker is in Trump's genes.

>So said the media for over 2 years now WITHOUT ANY PROOF-
Come on, grow up. You're as bad as a Flat Earther. Everyone in the intelligence agencies say he's guilty, and if past behavior is predicative of future behavior, then everything indicates he would collude with Russia for very little benefit if given the opportunity.


Anonymous 10/13/2018 (Sat) 02:54:43 [Preview] No.19031 del
>>19023
>>19026
>>19027
>Russian mafia
"Russian" mafia


Anonymous 10/13/2018 (Sat) 03:36:05 [Preview] No.19032 del
>>19031
>"Russian" mafia
"Russian" mafia?


Anonymous 10/13/2018 (Sat) 20:20:37 [Preview] No.19037 del
>>19032
The Russian mafia became strong after the USSR collapsed and a new breed of parasitical oligarchs needed to hide their money overseas and out of reach of a government that might confiscate it. Russian politicians and businessmen invested some of it in Trump's real estate, which is how dirty money became clean money. It let Trump pretend he earned his wealth by working hard and being a great businessman with a good brain, rather than by taking bribes from criminals and dodging taxes and federal investigations.



Anonymous 10/13/2018 (Sat) 15:13:50 [Preview] No. 19033 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>current year
>people still fall for right wing vs left wing dichotomy
> /r/comminism
> >>>/pol/
Why


Anonymous 10/13/2018 (Sat) 15:25:34 [Preview] No.19034 del
Because people are looking for solutions for problems that may or may not exist. Typically all things economic related. They feel fiscal pain and will vote for anyone they think will relieve them of that pain. But no matter what side you vote for, you'll only get some bread crumbs while the circus freak show continues to go on dividing us against one another.

Here in America we have two parties. Republicans want tax cuts and Democrats want to expand welfare and handouts. The tax cuts benefit poor workers, the welfare benefits poor families. Either way its all about who gets a few bread crumbs, and you have the serfs battling one another over who is going to receive those bread crumbs.


Anonymous 10/13/2018 (Sat) 15:32:06 [Preview] No.19035 del
I wonder how many revolutionaries would reconsider their actions if they knew that 200+ years from the first French Assembly people would be still mesmerized by the left-right dichotomy


Anonymous 10/13/2018 (Sat) 15:32:58 [Preview] No.19036 del
"Whoever controls the volume of money in any country is absolute master of all industry and commerce."

— Baron Nathan Mayer Rothschild

This is how the major internationalist banking cartel created a global mafia over so many nation states over the last 200 years. Politicians are bought and paid for by this cartel. Those that don't conform typically end up assassinated or have dirt dug up against them by the police state and their careers ruined.